"If ever there was a time for a Barry Manilow concert, the time is now!"

"This really tells you a picture"

"Have you ever felt how much you tongue weighs?"

"But Roy Orbison's face looks like an ass!"

"i'm going to become an MP and go to the House of Communism."

"Never, never, never, never shake a baby!"

"And who do we know was President for most of the fifties?" "Nixon!"

"Hey Ryan, were you on the Queen Latifah show?" "Yeah, why?"

"I like Matt as a person, but not as a human being."