|"If ever there was a time for a Barry Manilow concert, the time is now!"|
|"This really tells you a picture"|
|"Have you ever felt how much you tongue weighs?"|
|"But Roy Orbison's face looks like an ass!"|
|"i'm going to become an MP and go to the House of Communism."|
|"Never, never, never, never shake a baby!"|
"And who do we know was President for most of the fifties?"
"Hey Ryan, were you on the Queen Latifah show?"
|"I like Matt as a person, but not as a human being."|